TONIGHT ON COBRASAURUS!!!!!! TV!!!

IF YOUR CABLE PROVIDER DOESN'T CARRY COBRASAURUS!!!!! TV, CALL AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHY NOT, THREATENING EVERYONE THERE WITH SEVERE BODILY DEATH IF IT DOESN'T!! BETTER YET, GO OUT AND PICK UP THE SIGNAL ON YOUR OWN RAGE!!

NINJALYMPICS -- LIKE THE OLYMPICS, BUT WITH NINJAS!!

ILLEGAL SIBERIAN BEAR-WRESTLING--- ARE THE BEARS ILLEGAL, OR IS IT THE WRESTLING?!! WHO CARES?!!

CHEF MONGKUBAT COOKS MONGOLIAN BBQ -- WITH REAL MONGOLIAINS!!

GHAZAJ, MD -- REAL TAJIK MEDICINE!! NOW WITH EVEN MORE GOATS!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!! PRESENTS MASTERPIECE THEATRE: KONG LEAR -- LIKE  KING LEAR BUT WITH GIANT APES!!

ENJOY IT OR DON'T,!

COBRASAURUS!!!!! QUOTE#1979

"AIR'S FOR SISSIES!" -- LORA BLOOM

FOR THOSE WHO ARE WONDERING, LORA BLOOM IS MY WIFE!!! THAT'S RIGHT ... EVEN MY WIFE IS MORE MASCULINE THAN MOST PEOPLE!! AND SHE'S NOT MASCULNE AT ALL!! I'VE chECKED!!