HAVE YOU HAD YOUR NINJECTIONS?!!

HERE AT COBRASAURUS!!!!! WE DON'T LIKE SHOTS ANY MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE!! THAT'S WHY WE GET ALL OURS FROM NINJAS!! NINJECTIONS COST MORE BUT THEY'RE COMPLETELY WORTH IT THOUGH!!! COMPLETELY!! THE BEST THING ABOUT GETTING A NINJECTION IS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!! UNLESS YOU GET IT WITH A SWORD!! THEN YOU WILL DIE!!

                                       

                                  PREPARE TO BE INOCULATED AGAINST LIFE!!

SO GET YOUR NINJECTIONS TODAY!! AND REMEMBER WHAT WE ALWAYS SAY AT COBRASAURUS!!!!!: YOU CAN TRY TO RUN FROM A NINJA RIDING A DINOSAUR, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!!

(THANKS TO CHRISTOPHER HASTINGS, FROM WHOSE WEBCOMIC THE ADVENTURES OF DR. MCNINJA THE PICTURE WAS BLATANTLY RIPPED OFF!! AND SPECIAL THANKS TO MY DAUGHTER EMILY BLOOM, WHO CAME UP WITH NINJECTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!! HER MOTHER AND I THOUGHT HER MIDDLE NAME WAS GRACE, BUT SHE SAYS DANGER IS HER MIDDLE NAME!!)