EIGHT.) A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN NEVER WEARS BODY ARMOR IN IRAQ, WHERE HE TEACHES ORPHANS!! MASCULNE ORPHANS!! MASCULORPHANS!!
D.) "MASCULORPHANS" IS NOW A WORD YOU WILL USE!! SO SPEAKS COBRASAURUS!!!!!
VI.) A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN IS BORN SPEAKING ONE OF THE LANGUAGES OF SIBERIA!! WHEN ASKED, "WHY SIBERIA?" THE CORRECT ANSWER IS "WHY NOT?!!"
V.) A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN CAN MAKE BACON OUT OF ANYTHING, INCLUDING GIRAFFES, LIGHTNING, AND OTHER BACON!!
IV.) A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN CAN NEVER DROWN IN THE OCEAN!! IF HE EVER FALLS IN, THE OCEAN BETTER JUST BACK IT UP!!
7.) COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN NEVER FEEL PAIN!! INSTEAD, PAIN FEELS THEM, AND THEY FEEL ANGRY!!
SEPTUS.) THE REASON WE CONSUME SO MUCH MEAT IS THAT FOR A COBRASAURUS!!!!!!! MAN TO EAT, SOMETHING HAS TO DIE!!
VII,) SHOWERS ARE GOOD, BUT BOTTLING YOUR OWN MUSK AND SELLING IT FOR $5000 A POP IS EVEN BETTER!!
