OF COURSE, WE HAD TO INVENT IT!! IT'S A LAXATIVE, AND IT'S CALLED BLOWOUT!! (WHY DID WE INVENT A LAXATIVE?!! EAT AS MUCH WOLVERINE CHEESE AS WE DO AND SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH!!) WARNING: BLOWOUT IS NOT GENTLE!! BLOWOUT IS NOT PRETTY!! IT WILL MAKE YOU PRAY YOU DON'T NEED YOUR BONES AS BADLY AS YOU THOUGHT YOU DID!! BLOWOUT: DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!!
LET ME ME BE 100% CLEAR. IF YOU TAKE BLOWOUT AND YOU'RE NOT A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN, YOU WILL DIE IN HORRIBLE PAIN!! IF YOU ARE, YOU WILL LIVE IN HORRIBLE PAIN!! THE ACTIVE INGREDIENT IS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HORNETS, AND IT WAS FIRST USED AS A NATURAL WAY TO PUT GOPHERS INTO ORBIT!! BLOWOUT WILL CLEAR OUT YOUR BOWELS, BUT IT WON'T STOP UNTIL IT'S DONE THE SAME THING TO YOUR FACE!!! BLOWOUT: LEAVE NO TOOTH UNTURNED!!
SO GET SOME BLOWOUT, AND REMEMBER: THE WRITHING AGONY TELLS YOU IT'S WORKING!!
