I CAN TELL YOU WHAT WE DO, THOUGH!! THERE ARE FOUR OF US SO FAR AT COBRASAURUS!!!!!, AND WE'VE EACH FOUND OUR OWN AUTOBAHN AWAY FROM MEDIOCRITY!!
CHARLES, WHOSE FIRST NAME IS JUANITA, CRUSHES ROCKS!! BEFORE YOU OBJECT THAT EVERY CON IN LEAVENWORTH DOES THAT, I'M GOING TO OBJECT THAT THEY DON'T DO IT LIKE HE DOES: WITH HIS FACE!! ONE SMACK FROM HIS DIAMONDLIKE FACE AND ROCKS CRUMBLE TO DUST!! SOMETIMES HE JUST STARES AT THEM AND THEY CRUMBLE FROM SHEER ANTICIPATION!!
BOBBY, WHOSE FIRST NAME IS ABIGAIL, WHO LIVES ALL THE WAY IN CALIFORNY, IS A MYSTERY TO ME!! ALL I KNOW IS HE LIVES IN CALIFORNIA, AND CALIFORNIA HASN'T FALLEN INTO THE OCEAN!! YOU DO THE MATH!!
GREG, WHOSE FIRST NAME IS TAMMY, IS TEACHING HIS SONS TO MINE THE ASTEROIDS!! HE MINED MERCURY, VENUS, AND MARS ALREADY BY HIMSELF, AND HE'S TIRED OF HOLDING HIS BREATH!! FORTUNATELY, THE BOYS WERE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN FROM THE WOMB, BORN WITH BEARDS ON THEIR FACES AND PICKS IN THEIR HANDS!! THEIR MASCULINE HANDS!!
CHRIS, WHOSE FIRST NAME IS LESLIE, WORKS IN A TRAINYARD, KICKING RAIL CARS INTO PLACE!! HE ALSO KICKS LEOPARDS IN THE THROAT, BUT ONLY IF THEY ASK FOR IT, WHICH THEY USUALLY DO BY INFESTING HIS BOXCARS!! BUT, YOU MAY ASK, HOW MANY CARS COULD BE INFESTED WITH LEOPARDS?!! YOU'D BE SURPRISED!!
AND THAT IS HOW FOUR EXTRAORDINARILY MASCULINE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN (OR "DEMIGODS") FEED THEIR FAMILIES, EACH OF WHICH IS TOUGHER THAN A 900-FT. ORAL ROBERTS!!