WILL THE REAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN PLEASE STAND UP!! (THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION)!!

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, SO HERE’S A TEST FOR ALL YOU MICROSOFT WANNABE TYPES OUT THERE – PICK THE REAL LIFE COBRASAURUS MAN!!

HOW'S ABOUT THAT ANSWER?!!

IF YOU PICKED ROBERT DE NIRO, YOU ARE AS WRONG AS TAKING A DATE TO KRYSAL TO EAT WARMED OVER GREY SWEAT PATTIES!! REJECTED!!

IF YOU CHOSE DENNIS HOPPER, WE SALUTE YOU – FOR HAVING A 25% CHANCE OF MAKING THE CORRECT CHOICE AND PICKING THE BEST OF THE WRONG ONES!! REJECTED!!

IF YOU THINK GERRARD BUTLER IS A REAL LIFE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR UTTERLY CONFUSED SOUL!! REJECTED!!

SO THAT BRINGS US TO ROBERT DUVALL, AND IF YOU CHOSE HIM, NOT ONLY ARE YOU WRONG, BUT THERE IS A SUBSTANTIALLY GREATER CHANCE THAT YOU ARE CRAZIER THAN HE LOOKS!! REJECETED!!

WELL THEN, WHO IS THE REAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN?!! NONE OF THESE HOLLYWOOD CREAMPUFFS, THAT’S FOR SURE!! (APOLOGIES TO ANY OFFENDED CREAMPUFFS)!!

HERE’S YOUR REAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! 

MICHEL LOTITO!! YEAH, HE’S FRENCH, BUT HE MAKES UP FOR IT BY EATING BICYCLES, AIRPLANES, AND CHAINS!! IF HE NEEDS A MIDNIGHT SNACK, HE MIGHT EVEN EAT ONE OF THOSE SKIRT-WAERIN’ FAIRY-MARYS MENTIONED ABOVE!!

NOM, NOM, NOM!!