WE EAT CEREAL LIKE YOU!!!!!

IT IS TRUE THAT WE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN EAT CEREAL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MAN WOULD, EXCEPT.....!!

... YOU EAT YOUR MILD MORNING SUGARY FLAKES OF FIBER SOAKED IN CHILLED BOVINE SQUEEZIN'S, TOPPED WITH A FEW NANNERS OR STRAWBERRIES - JUST TO UNWITTINGLY EMASCULATE YOURSELF INTO OBLIVION!! 

WE DO IT A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY!! WE START OUT WITH A HOLLOWED OUT 16LB. BOWLING BALL FILLED WITH A FULL-SIZED BAG OF JALEPENO-CHEDDAR CHEETOS, DRENCHED IN BOILING HOT BLACK COFFEE MADE FROM BEANS PICKED OFF OF THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN THAT NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN, AND THEN CHUNK IN A HANDFUL OF .45 ACP ROUNDS JUST TO SWEETEN THE BOWL!!

BON APPETIT!!