WHY ARE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN SO HANDSOME?
WE AT COBRASAURUS!!!!! DON'T LIKE TO BLOW OUR OWN HORNS!! THAT'S WHAT GOD GAVE US WHALES FOR!! HOWEVER, IT WOULD BE USELESS TO DENY THE FACT THAT WE'RE JUST BETTER-LOOKING THAN OTHERS !!
I THINK YOU'RE JUST REACTING TO THE SHEER MASCULNITY YOU CAN FEEL ROLLING OFF A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN LIKE A DUCK DRINKING GRAVY FROM A FIRE HOSE!! (REMEMBER THAT A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN ISN'T AFRAID OF MIXED METAPHORS!! WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!)
THAT EXPLAINS THE BEARDS, TOO!!! AFTER ALL, A BEARD IS JUST MASCULNITY OUTRUNNING YOUR FACE!! WHETHER YOU WEAR YOURS ON THE OUTSIDE ON THE INSIDE, IT MUST BE DEALT WITH!! LIKE OUR MASCULNITY!! WHICH IS WHY WE'RE SO HANDSOME!!
NEXT QUESTION!!
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ReplyDeleteIs one born a Cobrasaurus!!!! or can he "convert" & thereby become handsome?
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