MY SON IS GROWING UP TO BE A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
ANSWER:
FIRST, CONGRATULATE YOURSELF!! YOU'VE JOINED THE ELITE RANKS OF WOMANHOOD: MOTHERS WHO HAVE RAISED A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! MOST WOMEN WON'T TRY, AND OF THE FEW WHO DO, EVEN FEWER SURVIVE!!
SECOND, DO NOTHING!! THE MASCULNITY WILL COME ON ITS OWN!! ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS KEEP FEEDING HIM PLENTY OF RAW WOLF AND EXPLOSIVE ELEPHANT BULLETS!! REMEMBER, A BOY'S BEST FRIEND IS HIS HIDEAWAY BAZOOKA THAT FIRES ANGRY MOTHER BEARS, BUT HIS MOTHER ISN'T FAR BEHIND!!
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