22 May 2016

IT AIN'T EASY BEING A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!!

Having forgotten to ask permission first,
the sun just rose on a world of hurt.

BEING A COBRASAURUS!!!!!! MAN'S NOT AN EASY JOB, BUT IT NEEDS DOING!! BESIDES, THE OCEAN'S NOT GOING TO PUNCH ITSELF IN THE STOMACH!! NOT EVEN BILLY OCEAN WILL DO THAT!! DO YOU THINK I LIKE WAKING UP THE FAMILY WOLERINE EVERY MORNING BY ATTACKING ITS FACE?!! ACTUALLY, I DO!! DO YOU THINK I GET SOME KIND OF PLEASURE FROM PUTTING A FULL NELSON ON THE SUN FOR A LITTLE TOO LIPPY?!! AGAIN, OF COURSE I DO!! DO I SOMEHOW ENJOY PUNCHING LEOPARDS IN THEIR IGNORANT LEOPARD THROATS?!! BOY HOWDY I DO!! BUT IT'S STILL A JOB!! AND IT'S NOT A MATTER OF FINDING SOMEONE WHO WILL DO IT, BUT OF FINDING SOMEONE WHO CAN!!
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