ASK A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN 2002!!

KEVIN F. OF BUTTE, MT WRITES:

"I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, WHAT DO I DO?

ANSWER!!:

I DON'T KNOW!! A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN NEVER HAS BLOOD PRESSURE!! INSTEAD, HE HAS GRAVY PRESSURE, WHICH IS ALWAYS AS HIGH AS A SUPERMASSIVE MECHA-YETI WITH SWORD TEETH CLIMBING K2!!


SPECIAL THANKS TO MY DAUGHTER. EMILY DANGER BLOOM, FOR SUGGESTING THAT COBRASAURUS!!!!! DO SOMETHING WITH "GRAVY PRESSURE, WHICH WON ALSO BE A GOOD NAME FOR A BAND!!