"MR NORRIS SAID HE'S WASTED
HIS ENTIRE LIFE," HIS PUBLICIST TOLD US AT COBRASAURUS!!!!! LIKE WE
DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW!! "HIS CAREER AS AN
ACTION HERO WAS MEANT TO IMPRESS COBRASAURUS!!!!!, AND WHEN THAT
DIDN'T WORK, HE GAINED A REPUTATION AS AN
ULTRA-HUMANOID!! FINALLY. HE JUST
GAVE UP!!
"HE SAYS HE IS MUCH HAPPIER NOW, WEARING PRETTY YELLOW SUNDRESSES, GOING BY HIS MIDDLE NAME, LACEY, AND FOLLOWING HIS TRUE DREAM OF PLAYING FURNITURE OFF-BROADWAY!! HE CAN CURRENTLY BE SEEN IN A MODERNIZATION OF THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST, AS A TASTEFUL OTTOMAN!!
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