13 January 2014

ON THE EVER-POPULAR WATER JUMP “THE CANNONBALL”!!


THE CANNONBALL IS WITHOUT QUESTION ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYINGLY NOTORIOUS AQUATIC INGRESSES OF ALL TIME!! EVEN SO, RARELY ARE ITS ASININE EFFECTS FELT OUTSIDE OF THE URINE-TAINTED SHALLOW END!! HOWEVER . . .




. . . WHEN A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN GETS A WILD HAIR TO PERFECT ON THE BELOVED TECHNIQUE (AS YET UNRECOGNIZED BY THE SUMMER OLYMPICS), YOU CAN BET THAT NATURE WILL PAY DEARLY FOR HAVING EVER WITNESSED A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN IN THE FETAL POSITION - EVEN IF HE HAD BROKEN THE SOUND BARRIER AND WAS GLOWING LIKE THE INSIDE OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR!! 
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