THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!

THAT STATEMENT IS OF COURSE, A TOWERING MOUND OF WARM BULL HOCKEY!!

UNLESS . . .

. . . THAT PEN IS PUT INTO THE ABLE HANDS OF A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! YOU SEE, ALL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN ARE MEGA-BRILLIANT LIKE MACGYVER ON CAFFEINE PILLS AND BROWN GRAVY, AND THEY CAN DO ALGEBRA WITH NOTHING MORE THAN GLOWING HOT CANNONBALLS!! SO WHEN ONE OF THESE UBER GENIUSES IS GIVEN A MERE PEN, HE SAVES IT FOR A DIRTY SANTA RE-GIFT, AND KNOCKS HIS SWORD-BEARING ADVERSARY UNCONCIOUS WITH RAPID FIRE BALISTIC-TIPPED LOOGIES, HAWKED UP FROM THE DEPTHS OF HIS LAVA FILLED LUNGS!!

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