I LOVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HORNETS, BUT I'M NOT SURE IF I'M MASCULINE ENOUGH FOR BLOWOUT. IS THERE A BLOWOUT LITE I COULD TRY?
ANSWER!!:
NO THERE'S NOT A BLOWOUT LITE YOU COULD TRY!! THE WAY TO TELL IF YOU'RE MASCULINE ENOUGH TO TAKE BLOWOUT IS TO TAKE IT!! IF YOU SURVIVE THE EXPERIENCE, YOU'RE MASCULINE ENOUGH!!
IF YOU HAVE TO WORK YOUR WAY UP TO THE REAL STUFF, THERE ARE DOUBTLESS MANY PRODUCTS MARKETED TO WOMEN IN TASTEFUL PINK BOXES THAT WILL MATCH YOUR FRILLY LACEY DRESS PERFECTLY!!!
AND I CHECKED, DAVID: YOU MAY LOVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH HORNETS, BUT THEY DON'T LIKE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!
DAVID EVEN SENT A PICTURE, PRESUMABLY OF HIMSELF, THOUGH IT COULD BE PRINCESS DI FOR ALL I KNOW!!:
This is how it feels to stare
Into the cold, dead eyes
of a skirt-wearin' fairy-mary.
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