Our resident team of Turkish engineers
prepares the Fly-Mangler 6000
.
IT'S SUMMER, AND HERE AT COBRASAURUS!!!! THAT MEANS ONE THING: BUGS!! ACTUALLY, IT MEANS HEAT AND BUGS, BUT THE HEAT JUST BETTER DO WHAT IT'S DANG WELL TOLD!! AND WE REALLY DON'T LIKE BUGS!! IN FACT, WE HATE THEM!! AND WE KILL THEM JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE, ONLY HARDER!! FOR EXAMPLE, OUR FLYSWATTERS WOULD BE CALLED HOWITZERS BY MOST INTERNATIONAL BODIES!! SOME PEOPLE JUST REPEL INSECTS; WE PREFER TO TERRIFY THEM!!
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