WHAT THE UN NEEDS!!

IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, YOU'VE WONDERED HOW TO FIX THE UNITED NATIONS!! THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US, OTHER THAN THE GLORIOUS PELT ON MY CHEST, IS THAT I KNOW WHAT THE UN NEEDS!! IT NEEDS A DOUBLE-BARRELED NINJECTION OF PURE MASCULNITY RIGHT IN ITS BLEEDING HEART!! IF IT'S GOING TO RUN THE WORLD, IT SHOULD DO IT WITH AN IRON FIST!! AND AN IRON FISH!! I KNOW THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WHEN YOU RULE THE WORLD!!

FIRST THEY SHOULD FIND ALL THE COUNTRIES THAT OWE THEM MONEY AND BEAT IT OUT OF 'EM!! THEN THEY SHOULD JUST PICK A BUNCH OF RANDOM COUNTRIES AND BEAT THE SNOT OUT OF THEM TO KEEP THEM ON THEIR TOES!! FINALLY, THEY SHOULD SMACK THE GAMBIA AROUND A LITTLE JUST FOR BEING CALLED "THE GAMBIA"!!

I'M NO FAN OF THE UN, BUT I MIGHT BE IT ACTED LIKE THIS!! BESIDES, THESE THINGS ARE GOING TO Happen ANYWAY!! DON''T THINK A MAN WHO ONCE GAVE A PURPLE NURPLE TO THE EARTH'S MAGNETIC FIELD WOULDN'T STOOP TO KICKING THE GAMBIA WHEN IT'S THE GAMBIA!!