ELVIS A. OF BEAVER, OK ASKS:
IS IT TRUE THAT YOU'RE A PACIFIST?
ANSWER:
YES!! SINCE I CONQUERED ASIA SINGLE-HANDEDLY AND BROKE THE SPINE OF THE SUN, THERE WAS NO ONE LEFT TO FIGHT!! NOW I JUST STRIDE THE WORLD LIKE SOME KIND OF MAN-GOD!! IT ISN'T ALWAYS EASY BEING A TOWERING COLOSSUS OF MASCULNITY, BUT IT NEEDS DOING!!
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