HOW A COBRASAURUS!!!!!! MAN UNWINDS!!

SOMETIMES EVERYBODY ,INCLUDING COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN, NEEDS TO RELAX!! TO DO THAT, WE LIKE TO PLAY THE MOST MASCULINE SPORT OF ALL, RUGBY!!

After the man with the ball was killed, his teammates ate his body.

WE PLAY WITH STANDARD RULES -- WHICH SEEM TO A COMBINATION OF SOCCER, PRO RASSLIN', AND WAR -- WITH ONE EXCEPTION!! INSTEAD OF THE GIRLY, PATHETIC "BALL", WE USE A GRIZZLY BEAR!!

Note: black bears are smaller and suited for children's leagues.

SPECIAL THANKS TO EMILY DANGER BLOOM, WHO CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF BEAR RUGBY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!