19 July 2016

CHUCK NORRIS BIDS A WRONG-HEADED FAREWELL TO COBRASAURUS!!!!!!

A PUBLICIST FOR CHUCK NORRIS RELEASED THIS STATEMENT TODAY: 

"MR NORRIS SINCERELY REGRETS THE DEMISE  OF COBRASAURUS!!!!! EVEN MORE THAN HE REGRETS HIS APPLICATION BEING REJECTED 247 TIMES!!  HE JUST WISHES THERE WAS SOMETHING HE COULD DO TO KEEP IT FROM DISAPPEARING FOREVER!!

"MR NORRIS ALSO WANTS TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT HE HAS RECENTLY EXPANDED HIMSELF AS AN ACTOR AND IS CURRENTLY APPEARING IN A REMAKE OF THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST AS AN OVERWHELMING SIDEBOARD."

This is a jaguarundi. It has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

IT APPEARS LACEY NORRIS IS COMPLETELY WRONG, AS USUAL!! COBRASAURUS!!!!! ISN'T ENDING -- NOT EVEN THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE COULD STOP IT -- I JUST WON'T BE WRITING IT!! AND CONGRATULATIONS!! WE HAD JUST FINISHED REJECTING YOU THE 248TH TIME.
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