BUILDING A BETTER BEAST THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! WAY!!

IT MAY SURPRISE YOU TO LEARN THAT THE WOLVERINE IS NOT THE GREATEST ANIMAL ALIVE!! THIS IS PARTLY BECAUSE AROUND 70% OF THE EARTH IS COVERED BY OCEANS, AND A WOLERINE IS OF VERY LITTLE USE 300 FEET DOWN!!

Cannot breathe water, fire, or solid stone.

EVEN WORSE, WE'RE TOLD THAT MOST OF THE EARTH IS MADE OF MAGMA, AND DECADES OF CAREFUL EXPERIMENTATION HAS SHOWN THAT THEY DO EVEN WORSE IN THAT THAN UNDERWATER!!

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS -- BESIDES A STEAM-POWERED PILEDRIVER TO THE FACE -- IS A CREATURE THAT CAN DOMINATE ANY ENVIRONMENT!! AS ALWAYS, WHEN NATURE FAILS, A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN'S IMAGINATION PROVIDES!!

THE SCARIEST ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN IS THE GREAT WHITE SHARK!! ONE OF THE MOST FEROCIOUS BEASTS ON LAND IS THE GRIZZLY BEAR!! NOW PUT THOSE TOGETHER!! AND IMAGINE IT CAN FLY!! AND CAN NOT ONLY SURVIVE IN LAVA, BUT BREATHE IT!!

Artist's rendition. Note the lack of wings.

Scared mountain goat not included.

REALITY MAY LET YOU DOWN, BUT COBRASAURUS!!!!! NEVER WILL!!