QUESTIONS THAT WILL NO DOUBT BE FREQUENTLY ASKED!! #7850

QUESTION:  IS COBRASAURUS!!!!! THE MANLIEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE?!!

THE NEWEST COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN: CHARLES HAYNIE!!

WELCOME ABOARD THE NEWEST CONTRIBUTOR TO COBRASAURUS!!!!!, CHARLES "HEART FULL OF GUTHOOKS" HAYNIE!!

CHARLIE IS FROM ARIZONA, WHERE IT HASN'T RAINED IN 83 YEARS JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE RAIN!!  HE WAS PRESENT AT THE BIRTH OF COBRASAURUS!!!!!, WHERE HE CUT THE CORD WITH A DRAGON'S TOOTH!!  HE SMACKED ITS ARMOR-BEARING BUTT WITH THE SHOVEL THAT DUG HITLER'S GRAVE, AND PUNCHED ITS KILL-CRAZY FACE WITH PURE, UNCUT THUNDERHATE!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!!

THE ASPIRING COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! EPISODE MVCIIIIX

THE ASPIRING COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN MUST INCREASE HIS TESTOSTERONIOUSNESS BEYOND A BEARD MADE OF THUNDER TO INCLUDE MULTI-COLORED LASER BEAM EYES CAPABLE OF BURNING OFF A GNAT’S BUSHY EYEBROWS AT 8.492 NAUTICAL MILES WHILE STANDING ON ONE HAND AND DRINKING A CUP OF BLACK COFFEE AND ROCKET FUEL!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!! BREAKFAST RULE #2345-67Q

A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN ALWAYS HAS BARBWIRE FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

QUESTION THAT WILL NO DOUBT BE FREQUENTLY ASKED!! #18

QUESTION:  WHY SHOULD I READ COBRASAURUS!!!!!

THE ASPIRING COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! EPISODE XVIIIIX!!

THE ASPIRING COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN MUST POSSESS THE UNSYMPATHETIC NERVE AND TESTOSTERONIOUSNESS TO EXTERMINATE A HAPPY SHARK ON HIS FACE AND EAT HIM RAW IN FRONT OF HIS OWN SHARK MAMA!!

THE NEWEST COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN: GREG HARPER!!

WELCOME GREG "TESTOSTERBEARD" HARPER TO COBRASAURUS!!!!!  GREG IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE AND THE FATHER OF TWO FUTURE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN!!  HE'S NINE FEET TALL AND HAS KNIVES WHERE MOST MEN ONLY HAVE FEAR!!  IF YOUR SELF-CONFIDENCE HAD A FACE, GREG WOULD KICK IT IN THE KNEE!!  WITH HIS CHIN!!!!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!!