QUESTIONS THAT WILL NO DOUBT BE FREQUENTLY ASKED!! #7850

QUESTION:  IS COBRASAURUS!!!!! THE MANLIEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE?!!



ANSWER!!:  FIRST, "MANLY" IS NOT A WORD TO DESCRIBE COBRASAURUS!!!!!  MANLY IS A WORD LITTLE GIRLS USE TO DESCRIBE THEIR TEA-SIPPING BOY-DOLLIES!!

THE CORRECT WORD TO DESCRIBE COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS "MASCULINE".  NOTICE THAT "MASCULINE" DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING SKIRT-WEARIN' FAIRY-MARYS WOULD HAVE TATTOOED ON THEIR ANKLES!!  IT ALSO TAKES LONGER TO SAY THAN "MANLY", AND THAT'S IMPORTANT, BECAUSE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN TALK WITH THEIR FISTS, AND THEIR FISTS ARE LOQUACIOUS ORATORS INDEED!!

NOW, TO ANSWER THE EARTH-RATTLING QUESTION YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED, NO!!  COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS NOT THE MOST MASCULINE THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!   IT IS THE ONLY MASCULINE THING IN THE UNIVERSE!!  ALL OTHER THINGS FALL PITIFULLY SHORT OF MASCULINITY!!  IF THEY ARE NOT COBRASAURUS!!!!!, THEY ARE NOT MASCULINE!!

THE ONLY THING THAT COMES CLOSE TO THE SHEER PELT-COVERED MASCULINITY OF COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS A LIVING, BREATHING, MOOSE-CHOKING COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!!  A MAN WHOM MEN WANT TO BE, AND WOMEN WANT TO BE TOO!!  A MAN WHO CAN HOLD HIS GRANITE-LIKE HEAD HIGH AND SAY, "I ARM-WRESTLED TSAR BOMBA, AND I WON!!"

COBRASAURUS!!!!!