WELCOME ABOARD THE NEWEST CONTRIBUTOR TO COBRASAURUS!!!!!, CHARLES "HEART FULL OF GUTHOOKS" HAYNIE!!
CHARLIE IS FROM ARIZONA, WHERE IT HASN'T RAINED IN 83 YEARS JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T LIKE RAIN!! HE WAS PRESENT AT THE BIRTH OF COBRASAURUS!!!!!, WHERE HE CUT THE CORD WITH A DRAGON'S TOOTH!! HE SMACKED ITS ARMOR-BEARING BUTT WITH THE SHOVEL THAT DUG HITLER'S GRAVE, AND PUNCHED ITS KILL-CRAZY FACE WITH PURE, UNCUT THUNDERHATE!!
COBRASAURUS!!!!!
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