I ALWAYS GET UP BEFORE DAWN, BECAUSE THE SUN DOESN'T DARE RISE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!! THEN I WAKE UP THE FAMILY WOLVERINE WITH A PUNCH IN THE FACE!! IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT THE WOLVERINE IS LIVESTOCK, NOT A PET!! THE REASON A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN NEEDS A WOLVERINE IS OBVIOUS: THAT'S WHERE YOU GET WOLVERINE MILK!!
WOLVERINE MILK IS ALL I DRINK FOR ONE SIMPLE REASON!! WOLVERINES DON'T LIKE TO BE MILKED, SO IT TAKES A VERY MASCULINE MAN TO DO IT!! IT ALSO GIOES VERY WELL WITH SCOTCH BONNET CHEERIOS!! I EAT A BIG BOWL EVERY MORNING BEFORE GOING TO WORK, WHICH INVOLVES KICKING!! I KICK RAIL CARS INTO PLACE AND LEOPARDS IN THEIR IGNORANT LEOPARD THROATS!!
ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY EVENINGS!!
