09 January 2013

A COBRASAURAUS!!!!! MAN'S BEST FRIEND!!


































THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO DAINTILY WALK YOUR SHIVERING MINIATURE CHIHUAHUA DOWN THE STREET, SCOOPING UP ITS PRECIOUS WARM LEAVINGS INTO YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE PLASTIC LEAVINGS SACK, REMEMBER WHILE YOU ARE THERE IN THE MURKY DEPTHS OF YOUR EMASCULINITY HOW A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN WALKS HIS COAL-BLACK CARNIVOROUS COURSE-HAIRED CUR-NINE WITH A HELICOPTER, AND BE UTTERLY MORTIFIED BY YOUR OWN SELF-INDUCED JETWASH INTO WO-MANLINESS!!
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