QUESTION!!: CAN A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN WEAR GLASSES?!!
ANSWER!!: WELL, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THEM?!! OTHER THAN CHEW THEM UP TO MAKE TASTY GLASS SPRINKLES TO DUMP ON YOUR TUNGSTEN-O'S?!!
QUESTION!!: WHAT IS THE MOST COBRASAURUS!!!!! STATE IN AMERICA?!!
ANSWER!!: ALABAMA HAS MORE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN THAN ANY OTHER STATE!! SUCK IT, TEXAS!!!!!
QUESTION!!: WHICH IS MORE COBRASAURUS!!!!!: A THOUSAND-ARMED MEGOCTOPUS, OR A FLYING MONSTER TRUCK MADE OF MAGMA?!!
ANSWER!!: PUT ALL THOUSAND OF THOSE HANDS TOGETHER AND YOU GET A FLYING MONSTER MAGMOCTOPUS!!!!! LIVE THE DREAM!!
QUESTION!!: I WANT TO GET MY WIFE SOMETHING TO CONVINCE HER OF MY NEW-FOUND COBRASAURUS!!!!!NESS!! WHAT DO YOU RECOMMEND?!!
ANSWER!!: A STEAMIN' HOT PLATE OF REALITY SHE CAN THROW DOWN YOUR NECK TO SHOW YOU THAT IF YOU HAVE TO BRIBE HER INTO THINKING YOU'RE A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN, YOU'RE NOT A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!!!!!
THE REST OF THE QUESTIONS EITHER STANK OF ESTROGEN AND FAILURE OR WERE SO COMPLETELY RIDICUTARDED THEY NEARLY GAVE US CANCER OF THE MANCREAS!!
THIS JUST PROVES HOW MUCH COBRASAURUS!!!!! WORK IS LEFT TO BE COBRASAURUS!!!!! DONE!! SO GO FORTH, AND STOP SUCKING!!
SO SPEAKS COBRASAURUS!!!!!
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