DON’T STARE TOO LONG!! THEIR YOUNG COBRASAURUS!!!!! AWESOMENESS IS ABLE TO BLIND THE ORDINARY MAN!! WITH A SWIFT YANK ON THE CHAIN OF SUBMISSION, THIS BEAST IS BROUGHT TO ITS KNEES!! ONCE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE, HE IS NOW ONLY RANK AND FILE AMONG THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! CONQUERED!!! AND THIS CHAIN SERVES TO REMIND MANKIND THAT A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN DOES THINGS HIS OWN WAY – BECAUSE HIS DNA SAYS HE CAN!!! AS YOU CONTEMPLATE YOUR INADEQUACY, THESE CHOSEN ONES, ORDAINED FOR FUTURE COBRASAURUS!!!!! LEGEND, ARE BUSY READING YOUR MIND!!! SO MOVE ALONG, COMMON MAN, THAT PIZZA HUT DINNER BOX ISN’T GONNA EAT ITSELF!!
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