COBRASAURUS!!!!! DOES NOT HAND OUT WEEKLY AWARDS FOR COBRASAURUS!!!!!NESS - IT IS EXPECTED!! BUT ON SOME OCCASIONS EVEN A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN STANDS HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE HIS PEERS (THAT IS ANKLES AND FEET HAIR ABOVE REGULAR MEN)!!
SO ON THOSE RARE OCCASIONS WE RECOGNIZE EXTRAORDINARY COBRASAURUS!!!!!NESS, AS IF SUCH A THING IS POSSIBLE!! TODAY WE SHINE THE CONCENTRATED QUASAR HOT SPOTLIGHT ON GRIFF "TOOTH CHIPPER" MCBRIER!! IF YOU THINK HE GETS OUR ATTENTION FOR SIMPLY RIDING A TRIDENT MISSILE FROM UNDER THE SEA WITHOUT LOSING HIS HAT, IT'S LONG PAST TIME FOR YOU TO STOP WEARING YOUR SISTER'S UNDERGARMENTS!! HE IS SIMPLY GOING TO FEED HIS RED LASER-MOONCALVES ON THE DARKSIDE OF URANUS!! NO, HE IS BEING RECOGNIZED BECAUSE GRIFF HEARD THAT A LITTLE GIRL'S KITTEN CLIMBED UP A TREE AND GOT STUCK!! SO WHAT DID HE DO?!! HE SINGLE-HANDEDLY REPELLED THE INVASION OF A HORDE OF POISONOUS, MALEVOLENT, MEDUSA-HEADED, CLOROX-SPEWING ALIENS - NOTORIOUS FOR POPPING THEIR ENEMIES WITH WET TOWELS - AND HE LEFT THAT FLEA-BITTEN KITTEN BUSINESS TO THE SO-CALLED "REAL HEROES"!!
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