WELCOME ABOARD THE NEWEST COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN, BOBBY "AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A WEST COAST PARTY 'CAUSE A WEST COAST PARTY'S GOT MACHINE-GUN VOLCANOS!!" HANSON!! BOBBY LIVES IN CALIFORNIA, A STATE WITH MORE WAYS FOR NATURE TO KILL YOU THAN ANY OTHER!!
WE HAVE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT BOBBY IS NOT RELATED TO NOTED SKIRT-WEARIN' FAIRY-MARYS AND ALLEGED "BAND" HANSON, BUT IN FACT ATE THEM ALL IN ORDER TO ABSORB THEIR POWERS!! WE KEEP HIM IN CALI, BECAUSE IF HE WERE ANY CLOSER WE'D REACH A CRITICAL MASS OF MASCULINITY AND WIPE OUT LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!!
HAIL COBRASAURUS!!!!!
No comments:
Post a Comment