03 January 2013

ASK A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! #1970!!


QUESTION!!:

LATELY I'VE HAD AN UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO GO TO BIKER BARS AND SING JAMES TAYLOR SONGS UNTIL SOMEONE KILLS ME WITH FIERY METAL DEATH.  SHOULD I DO IT?

ANSWER!!:

WHILE YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC IS APPALLING AND MAKES COBRASAURUS!!!!! WANT TO KICK YOUR STERNUM SO HARD IT ORBITS URANUS, I ADMIRE YOUR SHEER UNDAUNTED IDIOTIC MONGOLOID COURAGE!!  BE ASSURED THAT SHOULD YOU CARRY THROUGH WITH THIS ODDLY SENSITIVE DEATHWISH OF YOURS, COBRASAURUS!!!!! WILL PROVIDE ALE AND MOURNING SKALDS FOR YOUR VIKING FUNERAL!!
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