ASK A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! #4XPT

BENJAMIN ORZECHOWSKI OF LAKEWOOD, OH ASKS:

"WHO'S GONNA DRIVE YOU HOME TONIGHT?"

ANSWER:

ASSUMING I GO ANYWHERE, AND DON'T JUST SIT TRIUMPHANT IN MY FORTRESS OF METEORITE IRON AND SWORD-MAGIC, I WILL BE DRIVING MYSELF HOME TONIGHT!!  THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXCEPTION TO THIS IRONBOUND FUTURE FACT WOULD BE THE UNLIKELY POSSIBILITY OF MY OWN DEMISE -- MOST LIKELY BY SPACE VOLCANO OR FORTY-FOOT DIESEL-POWERED WOLVERINE!! -- IN WHICH CASE I WILL BE DRIVEN HOME BY CHARON, BOATMAN ON THE RIVER STYX!!

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OF COURSE, HE WILL HAVE TO TAKE ME TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE FIRST!!  AND HE KNOWS WHY, TOO!!