WE EAT CEREAL LIKE YOU!!!!!

IT IS TRUE THAT WE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN EAT CEREAL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER MAN WOULD, EXCEPT.....!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN HATE HIM!!

BUT REALLY!!

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO

AND FOR THE LOVE OF DRINKING GRAVY, STOP AT 3:44!!

ON THE EVER-POPULAR WATER JUMP “THE CANNONBALL”!!

THE CANNONBALL IS WITHOUT QUESTION ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYINGLY NOTORIOUS AQUATIC INGRESSES OF ALL TIME!! EVEN SO, RARELY ARE ITS ASININE EFFECTS FELT OUTSIDE OF THE URINE-TAINTED SHALLOW END!! HOWEVER . . .

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD!!

THAT STATEMENT IS OF COURSE, A TOWERING MOUND OF WARM BULL HOCKEY!!

UNLESS . . .

HOW MUCH DOES INTEREST COUNT TOWARD COBRASAURUS!!!!!NESS?!!

A PROMISING CANDIDATE, DANIEL GRAIG, HAS EXPRESSED HIS GREAT BRITISH INTEREST IN BEING RECOGNIZED AS AN OFFICIAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!!

ASK A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN #3!!

STEVE P. OF HAMILTON, CA ASKS:

"WHO'S CRYIN' NOW?"

ANSWER:

SINCE I DIDN'T GET FIRED FROM MY BAND IN FAVOR OF A SOUND-ALIKE, I'M GUESSING YOU ARE!! BESIDES, A COBRASAURUS!!!!!! MAN NEVER CRIES!! HE SHOOTS HOT CARBOLIC ACID AND .50-CAL. BULLETS FROM HIS EYES!!

WILL THE REAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN PLEASE STAND UP!! (THAT WAS NOT A QUESTION)!!

IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, SO HERE’S A TEST FOR ALL YOU MICROSOFT WANNABE TYPES OUT THERE – PICK THE REAL LIFE COBRASAURUS MAN!!

HOW'S ABOUT THAT ANSWER?!!