10 COBRASAURUS!!!!! FACTS!!!!!

1.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! HAS BEEN HOLDING CHUCK NORRIS' APPLICATION FOR OVER SEVEN YEARS!!  HE CALLS EVERY DAY TO ASK ABOUT IT!!

ZWEI.  A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN ONCE APPEARED ON IRON CHEF!!  THE SECRET INGREDIENT WAS OTHER IRON CHEFS!!

XVI.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! SHOT FIRST!! AND LAST!! AND ONLY!!

B-52.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! WILL GROW CHEST HAIR ON YOUR SOUL!!

SEVEN.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS!!

SEVEN.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! FOUND THE HIGGS BOSON ON THE FIRST TRY, AND KEEPS IT IN A DRAWER IN THE KITCHEN WITH ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT NORMAL MEN ARE NOT MEANT TO KNOW!!

SEVEN.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! STEPPED ON SUPERMAN'S CAPE!!  COBRASAURUS!!!!! SPITS INTO THE WIND!!  COBRASAURUS!!!!! PULLED THE MASK OFF THE OL' LONE RANGER, AND COBRASAURUS!!!!! FREAKIN' ENDED JIM!!

8C).  COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAKES THIS:


LOOK LIKE THIS:

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SEVEN.  COBRASAURUS!!!!! WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU IF YOU WATCHED THE SECOND VIDEO, OR IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE FIRST!!

[THIS PLUTONIUM-POWERED POST WAS WRITTEN IN STEAMING HOT TRACTOR OIL ON THE HIDES OF NINE VANQUISHED HELLHOUNDS , WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF CHARLES "COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN WITHOUT A COUNTRY" HAYNIE!!]