DID YOU KNOW THAT COBRASAURUS!!!!! ISN'T JUST THE INTERNETS?! COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS ALSO THE CREATOR AND WHALE-TOSSING OVERLORD OF ALL TELEVISION!! OF COURSE, IT CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY REAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN ... THE KIND WHO EAT BABY MOUNTAINS AND TEACH KUNG FU TO LASER MULES!!
SO IF YOU'RE A REAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN, HERE'S THE KIND OF GALACTICALLY-ULTRA-AWESOME SHOWS YOU'LL BE WATCHING TONIGHT!!:
SUMO RODEO!!!!!
MACGYVERLYMPICS!!!!!
R. LEE ERMEY'S ILLEGAL SIBERIAN BEAR-WRESTLING!!!!!
NINJA AMBULANCE!!!!!
LASER MULE DEATHMATCH!!!!!
CELEBRITY AXE-CATCHING!!!!!
AND DON'T MISS THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! FOREIGN FILM MARATHON TOMORROW AFTERNOON!! IT'S NONE OF THAT GIRLY FANCY-NANCY FRENCHY CRAP!!!! WE JUST DUBBED COMMANDO INTO ABOUT FORTY LANGUAGES SO WE CAN PLAY THEM ALL AT THE SAME TIME!! IT'S CULTURE YOU CAN FEEL IN YOUR BONES ... YOUR TESTOSTERBONES!!!!!
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