THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! BRAND!!

YOU’VE SEEN AROUND: ON WANTED POSTERS, ON THE BACKS OF THE BADDEST BIKER JACKETS, ETCHED INTO THE SURFACE OF THE DARKSIDE OF THE MOON – IT’S THE OFFICIAL COBRASAURUS!!!!! BRAND!!

IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY, A SIGHT TO BEHOLD… A MASTERPIECE INDEED!! WE MAY BE ROUGH AND DIRTY SPACE-WOODSMAN-JACKANAUTS THAT DON’T WEAR UNDERWEAR, BUT WE’RE ARTISITIC!! PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, WHAT DO THE ELEMENTS SYMBOLIZE?!!

HERE’S THE ANSWER: THEY DON’T MEAN NOTHING, JACK!! C’MON, ANY REAL MAN WITH THE HALF THE TESTOSTERBONES OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN COULD FIGURE OUT THE FORMULA:

EXPLOSION + FIST HAMMER + RAILROAD SPIKES = ULTRAMANTOPIA!!

BUT IF YOU NEED IT TO ‘SYMBOLIZE’ SOMETHING, LET’S JUST SAY IT SYMBOLIZES THE IMMINENT AND VIOLENT EXTERMINATION OF WORLD SISSYNESS, METROSEXUALNESS, AND FEMININE QUASI-MALENESS!!