FINALLY!!!!!

THIS IS COBRASAURUS!!!!!

THIS IS NOT THE BLOG YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL YOUR LIFE!!  THIS IS THE BLOG THAT'S BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, SITTING IN YOU CHAIR AND EATING ALL YOUR FOOD AND RACKING UP A HUGE PAY-PER-VIEW BILL WATCHING ILLEGAL SIBERIAN BEAR-WRESTLING!!

THIS IS COBRASAURUS!!!!!, THE REASON THE INTERNET WAS INVENTED!!  AND IT WAS INVENTED BY COBRASAURUS!!!!!  FOR THIS REASON!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS THE INTERNET!! COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS NOT A BLOG!!  IT IS PURE ELECTRONIC TESTOSTERONE JAMMED STRAIGHT INTO YOUR REPTILE BRAIN WITH MICROSCOPIC LIGHTNING BULLETS!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!! DEMANDS THAT YOU KNEEL BEFORE IT, BUT A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN NEVER KNEELS!!  SO JUST SIT THERE AND DRINK GRAVY WHILE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAKES YOU INTO A REAL MAN:  A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!!