ARE YOU OVERFLOWING WITH WEAPONS-GRADE MASCULINITY?! DO YOU OFTEN ENGAGE IN ILLEGAL SIBERIAN BEAR-WRESTLING?! HAVE YOU, OVER THE LAST FEW HOURS, DISCOVERED THAT COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS THE ONLY THING THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE WORTH LIVING ... BESIDES ILLEGAL SIBERIAN BEAR WRESTLING?!
COBRASAURUS!!!!! WANTS YOU!! YOU COULD BE THE NEXT GREAT COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN, LEADING OTHER COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN TO BECOME MORE COBRASAURUS!!!!! THAN THEY EVERY DREAMED!! COBRASAURUS!!!!!
ALL YOU NEED ARE:
1) MORE TIME THAN SENSE!!
B) A FUNCTIONAL CAPS LOCK KEY!!
III) A BEARD MADE OF THUNDER!!!!!
THINK YOU QUALIFY?! THEN LEAVE YOUR MOST COBRASAURUS!!!!! COMMENT BELOW, AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO REACH THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! WORLD HEADQUARTERS AND EXPLOSIVE MEAT HOWITZER EMPORIUM!!!!!
WRITE, YOU THUNDERING WORD RHINOS!!!!!
MY KEYBOARD KNOWS NO LOWERCASE... I AM OUTLAWED FROM FILLING MY OWN GAS TANK IN 42 STATES BECAUSE OF THE HAZARDOUS CONDITIONS GENERATED BY THE PERPETUAL STATIC CLOUD FROM MY THUNDER-BEARD... I BRUSH MY TEETH WITH A SECRET FORMULA CONTAINING BORAX AND MITCHUM DEODORANT... AND ONE DAY I WILL GIVE YOU BIGFOOT'S MALODOROUS HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER THE SIZE OF A TRACTOR TIRE.
ReplyDeleteEXCELLENT, EXCEPT YOU USED NO EXCLAMATION POINTS!! A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN MUST SHOUT HIS SUPERATOMIC WORDS WITH ENOUGH PUNCTUATION TO CRACK MARS!!
ReplyDeleteSTILL, YOU SHOW PROMISE!! WELCOME ABOARD, NEW COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!!