YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!!

THEY SAY YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, SO COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN EAT THINGS THAT EAT MANLY MEN, LIKE SHARKS WITH ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES, SATANIC CARNIVOROUS GOATS, THE GARDEN GNOMES THAT WEAR GREEN SHIRTS, AND A PARTICULAR DELICACY – GRIZZLY BEARS!! WE KNOW THAT THE FLACCID QUASI-MALE METROSEXUAL MICROSOFT TYPES PREFER TO OBTAIN THEIR SO-CALLED “MANLY” QUARTER-POUNDER LLAMAROO BURGERS FROM A TEENAGER HANGING OUT OF A WINDOW WHILE ENJOYING THE COMFORTS OF THEIR FRONT-WHEEL DRIVE JAPANESE CAR AND LISTENING TO JAMES TAYLOR, BUT THAT JUST MAKES THEM A SMALL SERVING OF WARMED OVER PSUEDO-MEAT SWEATING LARD!!

NOT SO HERE - THIS COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN WILL LIKELY EAT THIS ENTIRE BEAR IN ONE SITTING SO THAT HE CAN MAKE ITS HEAD INTO A WARM MEAT HELMET!!

NOTICE THREE THINGS: (1) THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! TATTOO ON HIS FOREARM MEANS THAT (2) HE DOES NOT USE A GUN, BUT OPTS FOR LIVE BUTCHERY OF THE BEAST WHILE ON THE RUN!! WHAT A SPORT!! AND (3) HE’S CHASING A HEADLESS BEAR, WHICH IS ONLY HEADLESS BECAUSE IT WANTED TO EAT A FLACCID METROSEXUAL MICROSOFT QUASI-MALE, BUT MET A HUNGRY COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN WITH AN AXE INSTEAD!! DUMB LUCK THAT!!