COBRASAURUS!!!!! IS TAKING THIS SISSY PLANET BY STORM, AND THE SISSIES ARE HAVING FEMI-MAXIMUM SISSYFITS ABOUT IT!! THEY SAY, “IT’S TOO BRUTISH… IT’S TOO INSENSITIVE… IT’S TOO VIRILE…!!” JUST BECAUSE COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN HAVE A WHEELBARROW OF STEAMING HOT ASPHALT WHERE THE SISSY TYPE’S FEMINE SIDE RESIDES DOESN’T MEAN THAT WE ARE PRONE TO VIOLENCE!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS A LAST RESORT, AFTER EXPLOSIONS, AXES, LASERS, HAMMERS, SHARKS IN NEED OF ANGER MANAGEMENT, NUCLEAR TIPPED FISTS, COBRA-TIPPED COBRAS, INDIAN BURNS, POTTED MEAT, AND GANDHI-ISM!!
OH YEAH, WE’RE ALL INTO SOME GANDHI!! OF COURSE, HE WASN’T A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN BY A LONGSHOT, BUT HE WAS A STANDUP DUDE SPORTING SOME LEAD FISTS WITH PIRANHA FANGS!! HE ONCE BEAT A PIRATE UNCONSCIOUS WITH HIS OWN TREASURE CHEST!! HE ONCE PUNCHED OSAMA BIN LADIN SO HARD IN THE ADAM'S APPLE THAT HE GREW A TAIL!! HE EVEN PUNCHED A SCUD MISSILE IN ITS SOVIET EXPORTED ROCKET FACE!! AND SOMEWHERE IN THE UNWRITTEN COBRASAURUS!!!!! CODE IT SAYS, “FIRST, BEAT ‘EM DOWN GANDHI-STYLE – THEN, VIOLENCE!!" THERE’S YOUR PROOF YOU SKIRT-WEARIN’ FARY MARYS… WE LOVE PEACE - BUT IF YOU QUOTE US ON THAT YOU WILL BE TORN INTO MINCED QUASI-MALE SHARK CHUM FOR DERANGED MINNOWS AND FED TO A METROSEXUAL'S PET SEA MOKEYS!!
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