THE SCENARIO:!!
IN KEEPING WITH POPULAR QUASI-MALE TRADITION, A JOVIAL,
BEARDED MAN SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ENTER YOUR THERMONUCLEAR COBRASAURUS!!!!! CAVE
WITHOUT YOUR EXPRESSED WRITTEN CONSENT VIA THE COOLING TOWER!!
WHAT DO YOU DO?!!
ANSWER #1:!! A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN’S TYPICAL, CALCULATED RESPONSE
WOULD BE TO SUMMON ALL THE SPIKEY LITTLE WARHAMMERS FLOWING IN HIS RADIOACTIVE,
PHOSPHORESCENT BLOOD, DISPATCH THEM TO HIS PREFERRED SCAB-AND-CALLOUS ENCRUSTED
SLEDGE-FIST ALREADY BEGINNING ITS FACE-MASSACRE SORTIE, AND HYPERDRIVE SAID
SLEDGE-FIST INTO OLD ST. NAUGHTY LIST’S HAIRY MUSH WITH ULTRA-EXTREME PREJUDICE UNTIL
THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF INTRUDER CRACKLING CUSPIDS FILL THE COMPOUND!!
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