A LITTLE SOMETHIN' FOR YOUR STOCKIN'!!!

WHILE WE HERE AT COBRASAURUS!!!!! STRIVE TO PROVIDE THE NECESSARY MATERIALS TO BUILD QUIVERING NANCY-BOYS INTO PLANET-STRADDLING COBRASAURUS!!!!! COLOSSI, WE DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SOMETIMES A MAN'S MOST BASE DESIRES MUST NEEDS BE INDULGED!!

SO LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS, BLINDFOLD YOUR UBER-SONS, AND SEND YOUR WIVES TO THE MEAT HOWITZER TO TIG-WELD YOU A SAMMICH!!  IT'S ABOUT TO GET RAW UP IN HERE!!  AS IN NSFW!!!!!

MMM ... SO FRESH, SO CLEAN!!

DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE!!  OH YEAH!!

CHOP THAT THANG, BABY!

EXOTIC!!

GET A ROOM, Y'ALL!!

THAT'S KIND OF A WEIRD ANGLE ... BUT I LIKE IT!!

OLD-SCHOOL DIRTY!!

THEY SAY SIZE DOESN'T MATTER!!

LOOK OUT, HONEY ... YOUR STRAP IS SHOWIN'!!

AW MAN ... I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS ONE'S LEGAL!!

I GUESS YOU SEE WHY WE WARNED YOU IT WAS NSFW:  NICE AND SHARP FOR WOODCHOPPIN'!!

COBRASAURUS!!!!!:  KEEPIN' IT REAL UP IN THIS MUG!!