JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
FORGET THOSE GIRLY SWEDISH SPACE-CADETS IN THE FADED PICTURES THAT HANG ON OLD LADIES' WALLS!! JESUS -- OR YESHUA BAR-YUSEF, AS HIS MOMMA WOULD HAVE CALLED HIM -- WAS A MIDDLE-EASTERN JEW, A MAN WHO PUT IN A DECADE OR MORE AS A CARPENTER BACK IN THE DAYS BEFORE POWER TOOLS AND UNION COFFEE BREAKS!! HE CLEARED A MESS OF PEOPLE OUT OF THE TEMPLE WITH A WHIP AND STOOD UP TO THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS AFTER FASTING IN THE DESERT FOR 40 DAYS!! OH YEAH, AND HE KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF DEATH!!!!!
ALL THAT JUST MEANS HE'S TOUGH, THOUGH, NOT NECESSARILY COBRASAURUS!!!!! MATERIAL!! HERE ARE A FEW OTHER NOTABLE NOTABLES!!:
-- WAS/IS/WILL BE THE CREATOR AND SUSTAINER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!
-- SURVIVED A MASSACRE BEFORE THE AGE OF TWO!!
-- ENTERED A CITY ACCLAIMED AS KING!!
-- FACED DOWN GOVERNMENTS AND RELIGIONS WITH BARELY A WORD!!
-- STILL HAD TIME TO HEAL SICK PEOPLE AND PLAY WITH KIDS!!
-- TOOK GOOD CARE OF HIS MOMMA!!
-- DIED AND CAME BACK!!
-- HAS BOTH A ROCKIN' BEARD AND SCARS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!!
-- IS COMING BACK AGAIN TO DESTROY THE WORLD ... AND THEN REBUILD IT!!
WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS MOST COBRASAURUSEST!!!!! OF COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN?!! ASK GREG OR CHRIS AT COBRASAURUS AT GMAIL DOT COM!!
THE USUAL HEART-SMASHING MASCULINSANITY RETURNS TOMORROW!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM COBRASAURUS!!!!!
(THE PICTURE CAME FROM (I THINK) A POPULAR SCIENCE STORY A FEW YEARS BACK ON WHAT JESUS CHRIST WOULD HAVE MOST LIKELY LOOKED LIKE!! SORRY ABOUT ANY COPYRIGHT VIOLATIONS!!)
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