THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN COBRASAURUS!!!!! MEN GATHER TO CELEBRATE IT BEING THIS TIME OF YEAR! AND WE HERE AT COBRASAURUS!!!!! HAVE PUT TOGETHER THE MOST EAR-SPLODINGLY AMAZING COLLECTION OF SOUNDS EVER CONCEIVED FOR YOUR HOLIDAY HOOTENANNY!! WHETHER YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, HANUKKAH, KWANZAA, OR JUST THE DEATH OF ODIN AT THE JAWS OF THE FENRIS WOLF, THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! WINTER PARTY ALBUM!!!!! WILL MELT YOUR CAST-IRON BRAIN!!
WHERE ELSE WILL YOU FIND RHINO-BUSTING AUDIO LIKE "INDUSTRIAL DIAMOND SAW!!!" OR "TONKA EXPLOSION!!!"?!! HOW ABOUT UBER-MASCULINE TRACKS LIKE "CONTRABASSOON!!! BLOODBATH!!!" AND "HITLER'S DYING SCREAMS!!!"?!! YOU SAY THAT'S NOT TECHNICALLY MUSIC?! IT IS IF YOU'RE A COBRASAURUS!!!!! MAN!! ONLY A SISSY-BOY WOULDN'T GO CRAZY FOR "YETIS WITH MACHETES!!!", "BRONTOFIRE!!!", OR "FACEPLANT ON THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS!!!"!!
SO STOP YOUR BOO-HOOING AND GET YOURSELF A COPY OF THE COBRASAURUS!!!!! WINTER PARTY ALBUM!!!!! DON'T ASK WHERE TO BUY IT, EITHER!! LIKE ALL GOOD THINGS, IT MUST BE EARNED ... THROUGH ILLEGAL SIBERIAN BEAR-WRESTLING!!
COBRASAURUS!!!!!
Don't forget the all time favorite "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Cyborg Raindeer!!!!!
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WE LEFT THAT ONE OFF -- ALONG WITH "DREIDEL INFERNO!!!' -- IN ORDER TO FIT IN THE EXTENDED MIX OF "BRONTOFIRE!!!" HISTORY WILL VINDICATE THE DECISIONS OF COBRASAURUS!!!
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